Maybe if he was with a team that had a clue what they were doing.

Good thinking.

On the opposite side of that coin are words like flammable and inflammable which both mean the same thing. Go figure.

One time (many years ago) the Flyers were playing the Kings in LA. The Flyers Rick MacLeish took a stick or a skate to the neck (not nearly as bad as Malarchuk) but it was bloody and he had to go to the locker room for stitches nonetheless. The story is that after the game MacLeish was smoking a cigarette and smoke…

Hasn’t Elliott played in ALL of the Cowboys games this season? And he’s still looking at being suspended for 6 of the Cowboys last 9 games. He should have just taken the suspension. It would be over by now and he could take part in the playoff push. Now, he’s going to be suspended (eventually). Dumb, dumb and dumb.

I don’t know which is worse. This unfunny piece of shit joke (which I can forgive since we’ve all said stupid shit at one time or another) or the 86 assholes who starred it. Now that I’ve thought about it, those 86 assholes are worse.

Maxwell clearly told that pizza delivery guy that if he forgot the peperoncinos ONE MORE TIME...

I don’t know Dave Martinez from Adam. He’s probably a good baseball man. By why would a team with World Series aspirations hire a rookie to manage the team? Makes no sense.

I hate to defend Stephen A., but when did he say anything about Dwyane Wade still being able to play? He said that Dwyane was a real good guy and that he would ask the coach to take him out of the starting lineup if he though it would negatively impact J.R. Smith. And, apparently, that’s what happened. Now, all of the…

This was all for the benefit of Mike Trout. He was born in South Jersey and he’s a bigly yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge Eagles fan. Zach Ertz gave him the TD ball he caught today. It would be tampering if the Phillies greased the skids for Trout. Is it still tampering if the Eagles do it?

You’re right. It is so stupid. When you’ve already been flagged once for unsportsmanlike conduct and you KNOW you’re going to get it again for high-stepping into the end-zone yet you do it anyway, that’s stupid! And when you’re 2-6, you really shouldn’t be hot dogging anything.

What’s the nature of the question? Could 60-year-old LeBron be able to dunk a basketball? Sure. Why not? It’s not like he has to jump up really high to reach the basket. Could 60-year-old LeBron be able to dunk a basketball in a game? Sure. A game against other 60-year-olds. Could 60-year-old LeBron be able to dunk a…

Trust the process.

As bad as the Coyotes and Avalanche are, I’ll bet that they both beat the Flyers at least once this year. The Flyers will take 72 shots on goal, every single one of them unscreened and right smack dab into the middle of the goalie’s chest.

If the assailant is close enough to punch, shove your thumb into his eye.

Bloody Mary’s are disgusting but they will get you going in the morning when you’re hung-over and absolutely, positively have to get up.

If you’re a teacher and hung-over, can’t you just show a movie and then sit in the back and try to stay awake? I don’t care what subject you teach. Every class needs to see “The Mating Habits of the Aardvark”.

Isn’t it stupid, naive and unprepared to go out hiking in the desert and not bring ANYTHING to contact people if you need help? OK, maybe you can’t get a cell phone signal in the desert. What about a flare gun? Surely there must have been SOMETHING they could have brought with them to help themselves out. How about…