No, I wouldn’t.

Wow. When did you go to school? 1600s? Did they burn witches in the town square too?

I don’t really hate the Patriots anymore. Boston is what Boston is. Once you accept that, the Patriots are OK. And besides, they beat BOTH the Seahawks and the Falcons in the Super Bowl! I enjoyed the hell out of both of those games. I wish I knew why I hate Matty Ice as much as I do.

Awesome song.

Excuse me, but why is this such a great thing? I’ve been listening to announcers gush all over it since I saw it live this afternoon. At first, I didn’t even know what they were doing. Then the announcer said they were playing ‘Hide and Seek’ and I was like “OK, I see it now”. But it was really no big deal. Why is…

I have an example of this from a non-horror perspective. Bozo the Clown was not a national TV show; instead, each city in the country had their own Bozo show. Like Romper Room. At any rate, the legend is that one time a kid cursed on the Bozo show. You can hear this legend EVERYWHERE in the country. And it’s always a…

Never mind. I was going to post a nasty comment and then thought better of it.

Good job! Still love those old-style Astrodome jerseys!

The Philadelphia Phillies won the NL East in 1976, ‘77 & ‘78 and lost in the NLCS all 3 years. ‘79 belonged to the ‘We Are Family’ Pirates and the Phils had to go out and get Dallas Greene and Pete Rose to put them over the top in ‘80. The Nationals are a good team that is fatally flawed in some kind of way. A new…

Thanks Trump.

Spare me. If anybody deserves victim blaming, it’s YOU! I couldn’t get past the 5th paragraph. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!! What if your 17-year-old daughter said to you “Hey Mom, I’m going to go to this other city and crash at a punk house with some people I kind of know and a bunch…

Or until Trump’s head explodes, whichever comes first.

The players won long before that conclave in NY. There is NO WAY that Jerry Jones would have benched Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott if they had taken a knee. And I (being the wise-ass that I am) would have most definitely taken a knee after my owner made that declaration if I was one of those two. What could Jones…

It helps that Scherbo is (or at least was) a fairly good looking guy. Call me racist if you want, but the Russians are (for the most part) one butt-ugly group of people.

I don’t know about you, but I love 3rd degree burns in my mouth! Yea, let me turn this marshmallow into a nuclear hot lava filled agent of death! Nothing says ‘Fall Fun’ like a trip to the emergency room!

This movie is THE BEST ACTION MOVIE EVER MADE! Bar none! If you love the action movie genre (and who doesn’t?!) you have to do yourself a favor and SEE THIS MOVIE!

Don’t you think the show is walking a fine line between revealing the trauma the brothers went through and portraying them as sympathetic? Charles Manson could probably be portrayed as sympathetic if you dug into the horrific details of his life. But if you watch ‘Helter Skelter’, it is a police procedural of the…

Sounds to me like there’s hope for this country yet.

Trust the Process!

Seriously, where the fuck do you people live? Women who can’t go outside without being accosted by men? You’ve had guys grab your dick as a joke? If this is what your life is like, MOVE! Find a new place to live. I’m 56 years old and lived up and down the east coast of the US and I can’t think of one female friend who…