I use a bottle of Glass Plus on mine. And if you’re spending $100 or more on athletic shoes and you aren’t on a team, you have too much money.

You mean this old fuck has been playing baseball in this country for DECADES and STILL CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH?!!! Fuck him and the mule he rode in on.

CAN BE not WILL BE. I’m glad you chose your words carefully there.

Like what?

1981 was a bad year for the Phillies. They were coming off their first ever World Championship and looking like they were going to repeat. Then came the player’s strike, the split season, the disastrous playoff against the Expos and that was it for the Phillies. The baseball gods giveth and taketh away.

Once they finish up the early-bird dinner rush at Applebees, that’s it for the night. Although those crazy kids might go out for the late show (8 PM!) at the multi-plex.

I never heard of this either and I live in Florida! I kind of feel sorry for the guy. I guess he figures that whatever chance he may have had for having a semi-respectable NFL career is now gone so who gives a fuck?

I think this is one of the nicest moves any team has ever made to anyone anywhere. It warmed the cockles of my heart.

You forgot about his former position as Praetor of the Romulan Empire.

If you want a job, you gotta toe the line. That’s true in every walk of life. If Kaepernick doesn’t want to, he doesn’t have to. But it’s time for everybody to stop complaining about how he’s being treated unfairly. He’s not being treated unfairly. If your boss thinks you’re a pain in the ass, then you are, because…

Gotta disagree with you there Emma. He was trying to show up the ump and the ump ran him. I’d have run him too. Now, what we don’t know, is what happened before Adrian moved the circle? Did the ump curse at him or use foul language? Did they argue in previous at-bats? We don’t know. I can see circumstances where I…

Call me stupid if you want. But I totally don’t get your point. Price is a starter and Eckersley was a reliever. OK, I knew that. Price is pitching today and Eckersley hasn’t pitched in a long time. OK, I knew that too. I just don’t get the point you’re trying to make.

He doesn’t have to become a Canadian citizen or live in Canada full time to play football in Canada. There are tons of Canadian hockey players who play in America and do charity work in Canada. And for the record, Doug Flutie washed out in the NFL but was the best QB in CFL history and he is in the CFL Hall of Fame.

Nobody says you have to wear a tux to this. You don’t even have to wear a suit and tie if you don’t want. But, c’mon man. A t-shirt?!! You couldn’t do better than a t-shirt?!!! Why did you even bother going at all?

Looks like a wolverine tried to gnaw it off.

In terms of athletes going broke, $1 million in the hole really isn’t all that bad. I was expecting much worse.

What the hell is your kid eating?

Soap?

What do you think about having a short meeting in the lobby of a nice, centrally located hotel? Over the years I’ve had several job interviews this way (I was the one being interviewed). Is this something that is frowned upon today? I would think that the hotelier wouldn’t mind as long as they weren’t slammed with…