No, those poor schlubbs are all buried back at the plant. He’s talking about the Lucky Bastard friend/son/son-in-law who actually gets to drive the fucker.

And that pre-supposes that Trump gives a shit about subways and the people who ride them.

I’m confused here. First of all, he clearly states in the video that he knows the problem is badly worn tires. So that pretty much blows your entire essay out of the water. He says the tires are only 8 months old and should not have worn that badly in that amount of time. And that’s true too. I’m no gearhead. I don’t…

I’m hoping they fire Buck Showalter. He has a well deserved reputation for taking bad teams and turning them into good ones. He is the exact manager the Phillies need (along with some guys who can play baseball). But Phillies management is too stupid to grab him even if he does get fired.

I had one that said “If it smells like fish...eat it!”

You’re right that this happens everywhere. And some women do falsely claim rape when it wasn’t. And that casts doubt on all women. And while I don’t have any scientific evidence to back it up, it’s my gut feeling that cases like this one happen more often in ‘good ole boy right-wing’ jurisdictions than not. If high…

You mentioned it in the article. People tend not to want to live in Utah. Unless you’re a Mormon. The Magic face the same thing. Once you get past Wally World, there’s nothing in Orlando.

Alabama and Texas. Republitard hotbeds. That’s all you need to know if you’re wondering how something as horrific as this could happen.

Whether you agree with global warming or not is immaterial. The question that needs to be asked is “Is it a good idea to pollute the earth with reckless abandon?”

What’s with the socks?

Guilty of crossing the street while black.

And I’m quite sure the Louis Vuittons people appreciated the cops giving away fraudulent merchandise in the park. They should sue the cops. How about if you make the prostitutes turn a few tricks for free to teach them a lesson?

I agree that having days off during the week rocks! It’s so easy to get things done! Zip, zip, zip! The bank, the dry cleaners, the grocery store! And hour and a half and you’re done! Then you spend the rest of the day lounging and drinking at the pool! Awesome!

That’s why God created Sunday Night Football. And now we don’t even have hockey to pick up the slack. I can’t even get into baseball since my team (Phillies) is one of the worst teams in the history of the sport.

Or he could have said “I’m giving you 2 minutes to pack up your stuff and get out of here. And if I see you around here again, I’m going to run you in.” I don’t like cops who act like bullies.

And cops wonder why people hate them.

I saw a headline that said that Trump’s approval rating is rebounding. I thought to myself ‘That’s entirely possible’ since it’s been about a week since he’s said anything or done anything stupid. All the attention for the last week has been on the health care bill. But things will return to normal when he starts to…

He should die pretty quickly once we turn the machines off. So he should take solace in the fact that he won’t suffer very long. And look at all of the money that he’ll be saving the American taxpayers! The man is a true patriot. Giving up his life for his country. That’s what we give our highest awards and medals for.

Why does the computer speak with a British accent? I thought I was listening to Simon Cowell.

I would go if they paid for the cruise and the bar tab. Let’s see how badly they want me there.