My guess is he’s talking about Mississippi, given the relatively quick rise of Mississippi St and Ole Miss over the last several years

Iowa is close to Missouri. Maybe he meant the Hawkeyes.

Obviously it’s the Chiefs who won their first playoff game in 22 years because— like a comet—that shit came from out of nowhere AND WE FUCKING LOVED IT.

You have the best words.

That's a pretty rude way to describe Kansas City. It has decent food and music, no?

I’ve gotta think that the Venn Diagram crossover between people who support Trump and people who were proud of how the Mizzou football team handled themselves this fall is basically zero.

“First, we let the Mexicans steal our jobs, and now Missourians are stealing Kansas’ cities, all right under Obama’s nose. You think it’s a coincidence [*pause to assault black college student*] that ‘Missourians’ has 11 letters just like ‘Muslim Obama’?! You know how many letters ‘Mexicans’ has? Eight. And if we let…

Upon further review, I have determined that Wash U does in fact have a football team. I went there and didn't know this.

Ah, found the centrist who thinks he’s smarter than everybody. Not voting for Clinton OR Sanders, but strongly opposed to Trump. Who does that leave? Kasich or Rubio? LOL. Some third party also-ran like Gary Johnson?

Uh, Donald, FC Kansas City didn’t exactly come from nowhere. They had like three USWNT players including arguably the best female defender in the world.

Maybe he’s to the point where he’s actively trolling his crowds at stump speeches. I expect the next few quotes to see out of the hairy grapefruit to be:

Pfft, go on - it has ‘Kansas’ right in the name. :p

So Trump is right. They DID come from nowhere!

A friend of mine told me Kansas City has a winning football team, but I don’t believe them.

I mean, who the hell wants GDP growth, lower unemployment, 72 consecutive months of job growth, lower deficit and 20 million more people with health insurance? Ugh!

KANSAS City is in Missouri, that’s a good one. What’s next, you going to tell me the Jets and Giants play in New Jersey? You’re too much pal.

Then he praised Missouri’s baseball teams, but I did not speak because ugh, you just don’t want to get their fans started about “grit” and playing “the right way”.

“There’s this gay couple on the team, Michael and Sam. I can’t condone their lifestyle but they really help the defense.”

What team could he possibly have been talking about? I’m trying to think of a team even close to Missouri that “came from nowhere” and I'm at a loss

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.