Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

This is literally a bill in one of these dumbass state legislatures. I believe it would allow children 4+ to use firearms at shooting ranges or some such shit.

I take the elevator if I have to fart because I am a bad person.

When is it acceptable to make a shit-ass comment about someone taking the elevator? Never. Because I did it once, and the person was coming off of knee surgery a few months prior and I had to go to “sensitivity” class because of it.

My grandfather owns a couple of rifles that he uses for hunting (which I hate but whatever) but he always keeps his guns in a safe. Even though all the grandchildren are adults, he still keeps it in a fucking safe. Because that is the logical thing to do, since it is a fucking gun. He’s also a Jon Stewart loving man…

If I wasn’t so lazy I’d create a burner account so I could star it again.

Then I must be a horrible human being because after I looked through the article to make sure she was still alive. I laughed. Hard. And then forwarded the article to several people.

WAY too many of these “Don’t be a fraidy cat of my gun” intimidater types don’t have the FIRST CLUE as to how to store or handle them safely.

It’s time for mandatory education before purchase, ‘cause these people just aren’t getting it done.

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

I think DCFS is already on it. The child is with his grandparents.

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

With the way ratings and attendance has been tumbling, France is due to make many more bad decisions in the near future.

This couldn’t go worse for them than if they announced they were turning right from now on.

How specific is the law, though? Like what if I want cupcakes for my baby shower (that I am adopting with my same-sex partner?) What about if Caitlin Jenner wanted catering for one of her girl’s nights?