Always know you're in for a treat when a statement begins with "No offense, but..."

Especially to such a prominent figure on campus. Pretty sure Yale made sure to cover their asses on this one knowing that mommy and daddy might come knocking. But sure, it’s way more likely that he was the victim of... something? /s Not really sure what Yale would gain by expelling this dude for no reason.

Due process typically involves notice, a hearing, and an opportunity to be heard. Encompassed by these procedural requirements is the general requirement that the process be fair and unbiased.

Saaaaaaaaame. What a creep show.

Came on here specifically for that creepily invested bro.

Yes! Except I'd always get the spaghetti. Real heartbreaker when ours closed.

Thank you. I clicked on this link solely because I had to know. BRB, need to go thank Kanye for raising awareness about this very important issue.

If I wasn’t responding from my phone, I’d make you the most beautiful ascii dick that you’ve ever seen. (And by "make," I mean copy paste from another source. I am neither creative nor in high school.)

I would give you more than one star if I could. Without being super familiar with the commenter, I was still able to follow and appreciate. 10/10, would read again.

I am laughing way too hard at this. "And for this part, it was supposed to shoot FIRE. Just trust me when I tell you it is spec-tacular."

When I read Bear Story, I thought you were being clever about The Revenant.

The people defending Tom Benson because of “all the great things he does for the city” after the times pic op-ed urged him to hand over control were totally baffling.

Unrelated, but I'm also a Vols fan in NOLA. Completely agree with your sentiment here. This has been brutal to read about, but I think Diana and Patrick are doing great work.

All hail AD! 59-20 today. And we also managed to win.

Hell yeah, she does, and then bitches about how she only tips for good service, but never seems to get good service, then leaves a 10% tip.

You’re thinking of Ted Cruz.

God, I can't even tell if it's all one person, or if multiple idiots decided to spend their Saturday night this way.

Thanks for the reminder that there are other, more reasonable circuits. It’s such shit luck for people who have their cases heard here.

Damn, you must not be in the Fifth Circuit! I’m happy to hear that. I had significantly less luck when dealing with judges here with a few exceptions. I hope that the trend continues.

Thank you. I have someone jumping down my throat elsewhere on this thread for pointing this out.