Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Title Nein

You, sir, are a horrible, horrible person. And you have my envy.

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

Literally the SpaceX of harmonicas.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Your Copa América semifinalists:

I was 13.

Burying the lead here, was AJ getting the car detailed to remove evidence!!!

At least OJ went 2-2 from the floor (allegedly).

You’re being chased by 100 cops, your life is over, you may be facing the electric chair. Maybe you just want a temporary respite from losing everything you ever had by listening to someone having an even worse day in John Fucking Starks go 2-18 from the floor.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

Luckily all of the mosquitoes around the Marlins stadium have already been driven out by an even bigger bloodsucker, Jeffrey Loria.

Could we get a pro baseball team in Milwaukee?

I feel like I was the only one who noticed that about Sturridge. Not the cool, collected demeanor and trademark dance. Just raw exuberance. Anyone who questions his attitude or commitment just needs to see that celebration.

Especially played by a dread-wearing white guy

I was cracking up (or cringing in a good way) almost the entire time. The “Obama’s hair is so white it says all lives matter” killed me. And the part about Morning Joe was so incredibly real. Don Lemon actually handled it the best in my opinion. Yes he flipped him off but it was obviously in a joking way.

I just love how some idiots abuse professional athletes and then act all enraged when they react. How about you just don’t be an asshole and shut the fuck up.

So because she has an album showing the journey of going through some very human and natural reactions to trust being broken in a marriage, it is drama? You think referring to a woman using her music as catharthis, and being honest about how she felt as “drama” isn’t ingrained misogyny? She put him on blast with many…