You’re welcome, Mr. Ballaban.

I fixed it for you.

I fixed it for you.

A life-size Hot Wheels Tour De Fast!

The best looking Ferrari from modern times. Prove me wrong.

My second spoiler is that Vader is Luke’s father.

Trump would just call the kids losers, applaud how the kids refused to participate in State handouts, and say the kids just should have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps.

That’s not a theory, that’s actually what happened.

Tucker got knocked off by the Big 3 for fear of their innovation and potential to take over the market.

GM single-handedly killed American public transit.

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Too bad the car was driving on a long and lonesome road and not a full racetrack.

Couldn’t continue the greatest racing program in the world.

What clouds?

I’m still questioning whether my moving into the 21st Century was a good decision or not.

It’s France - passing pedestrians will be holding up scorecards to grade your technique

can you get the sidewindows to darken?

Don’t worry there’ll be a Stratus Hellcat.

What’s that wishlist? Japanese Reliability, German Engineering, Italian Design?

Fooled me. I thought it was a Mitsnowbishi Starion.

This is gonna blow me away in the June 1996 Motor Trend.