The story of a priviliged young blond woman who goes from an exclusive liberal arts school in New York to her equally-privileged friend’s apartment and social circle, only to come into her own after getting with an older person? Naw.

I’d love a misadventure with Fanny Ardant or Catherine Deneuve.

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

No sirree, I don’t want my government getting in between me and my healthcare. I’m perfectly happy with a private corporation that has a clear profit incentive to deny me coverage.  

Comer blew my everlovin’ mind in that show.  She’s spectacular.

I forget my age all the time too. I will be 50(!!!!!!!) this year, which seems absolutely crazy.

I will be 48 in a couple of weeks, and I often forget how old I am. I mentioned to someone last week that I was a Pisces and when we started discussing birthdays, she asked how old I would be and I honestly had to do the math. I just sort of quit keeping up with them after 40. I’ve never been big on birthdays as an…

wait ... karl was a pussy grabber? 

Bernie can eat a bag of dicks. Bernie can take his cult members supporters and go back to Vermont to continue accomplishing nothing in the Senate. Is the press going to continue to give him a free pass or are they too busy reporting on Amy Klobuchar’s all caps emails or that time Kirsten Gillibrand was less than gracio…

Dude.

I can honestly say I don’t care about Karl (RIP but he was kind of a dick), but how is Choupette doing?!

And Bernie is not a Democrat.

Just endorse Warren my dude 

DO NOT WANT.

They ripped Kamala apart over the weekend for having hot sauce. Trust and believe, these Berners are going to be a whole lot of mess again. 

I can already hear the conspiracy theories around how he lost the primary and all the Bernie bros refusing to vote ‘for a fraud’ and telling us how we all ‘deserve another 4 years of Trump’ for what we did to Bernie.

Time to split some votes! C’mon, it’ll be fun! And impressive.

“Are there actually any straight men under 70 that enjoy Golden Girls?”

If there’s not an on-board drugstore where I can buy “CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!” this isn’t a real GG cruise.

I know where they should film Deadpool 3.