Jay: “Hey, Siri. Call DEA.”

“What’s attendance mean?”

Badgers fans wave these in support of this guy:

Good catch, but not much of a shocker.

I saw Amniotic Band Syndrome open for Quicksilver Messenger Service at the Avalon.

Forsooth, you say! This, “Hooters”, is this some sort of owl-themed dining establishment of ill repute? I imagine they don’t even require the gentlemen to wear jackets. Just a moment.