I’ve always hated him. But mostly for his shitty movies and equally shitty acting. NOW I HAVE A REAL REASON.

I think you need to pursue this. I know you don’t want to because it is expensive, but you need to clear your name. Especially if you want to pursue your career in this field. Because who knows how far that spiteful bitch is willing to go, ya know? The hiring agency doesn’t believe her, but that still leaves a…

Which is, sadly, so rare in a movie.

To be fair, he actually has larger women in his movies and not just as comedic fodder.. So he has that going for him.

He’s probably spent more on champagne.

The Shart of the Deal.

How does this not have more stars??

This man needs to stay away from animals for, like, at least the rest of his life.

The fuck is wrong with Steve Buscemi??

Ouch.

Nation wide party.

...I actually want to watch this.

Jesus Christ, that’s the absolute worst. I’m sorry.

I don’t think she is mentally ill. Or if she is, she’s using that excuse for this godawful act. This puts people with actual disorders back into the same old “mentally ill people are dangerous!!!” ditch we’ve been trying to pull them out of. Very rarely does anyone with, say, schizophrenia become a danger to anyone…

The problem with this logic is the “could have” and “could be” part. Undisputed fact: she stabbed the kids.

Thank you. He was my favorite in the books. On film, I was like “Who the fuck is this guy??”

Rick is the reason I stopped watching the show. I love Michonne, and I even got to liking Carl. But Rick is such a fucking stupid leader. He gets people killed every season. The actor is fine, obvs. But my god, as a character, he’s either shaping up to be a villain or...I don’t know, honestly. When he’s starting to…

What I don’t get by poaching is that...you’re wiping out the thing you’re hunting. I get that most poachers are dirt poor and likely illiterate but goddamn. Some logic has to pop into that brain of theirs.

To be fair, I was ahead of the curve and always hated him. ...go me?

Let me save you some time. The majority of this article is “I’m not switching and IDGAF about the environmental waste.”