Let’s be honest, we didn’t expect him to come out and say “Yeah..we did that. Shame on us~ *finger waggle*”

That movie instilled further fear of goats into me because they kind of are the devil. Which is going to make owning them so much fun.

Damn, is he aging good or is it just me?

I’d say I’m used to it but then I look at the comment section of any site like Imgur or Buzzfeed and realize how virulent the hatred is. And it is hatred. Like, bigger people are seen less than human. I can’t figure out which ones are worse, the ones who just generally love ridiculing large people or the ones who hide…

The real heroes are also the poor cashiers stuck working that store. I work a gas station as a part time and I would have noped out of there so fast. My measly pay does not buy me having to deal with looters and having to clean that shit up.

This is awful. Thirty two is very young to be leaving this world.

Twenty bucks says he fellates himself to SS footage. Those uniforms! The adoration! The boots!

I fucking hate fat shaming. I’ve struggled with my weight all my life and it has taken years to get comfortable with my body. Seeing shit like this makes me want to crawl into a hole. And I’m not even that big. I feel to the depths of my soul for women who are larger than me.

So what they’re really saying is “God, we are so sorry we got caught. Shit.”

Look, do you think when Jesus “bore our sicknesses” he might have also put the wisdom of curing said sickness in the heads of our medical professionals?

Yeah, but she ignored with a reply. That’s just mixed signals.

This really is starting to look like the fucking SS.

These motherfuckers want to be military so bad. And by military, I mean they want all the budget and respect with zero discipline and actual work that goes into being a trained soldier. Fuck’em.

My dad right now in a nutshell. He’s all “it’s making things change!” and “Well, I’m not worried!” says you the sixty year old white male...

AND HER EMAILS.

I’m not going to lie, I read “reverse abortion” and my mind went down the darkest path imaginable for a moment. Nearly glad to see it’s just some uber fucks wanting to inject chemicals into an unwilling victim.

It’s kind of cute in a way. Melania obviously looked to Michelle to see what to do in this situation.

She actually looked like she enjoyed the Obama’s company. Then again, they treat her like an actual human being.

They need to break the ice. Ooh, I said it.

God, I hope this is true. I want this to be true and I want to sort of like that police officer for getting a baby off the streets.