This is the rare good rape joke.

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

you’re so right—i’ll adjust my blueprints

As much as I love the idea of a diarrhea catapult I imagine that you’d have to actually put the diarrhea into a water balloon if you actually wanted to achieve any real distance.

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

I need a kitten friend.

That kitty is like "where is this ass-smelling air coming from? For the love of GOD STOP!"

<3

The kitten is all, "Whatever — dude's breath is so stank it's a solid. Has MASS yo."

So when is Jez gonna cover this whole Hugo Schwyzer meltdown? Where he admits that everything he said was a load of shit?

this kitten is clearly possessed. by the spirit of a dead drummer. a dead drummer high off his ass on 'shrooms.

It's all fun and games until the kitty finally figures out the source of the air. Hope you don't like those lips too much, laughing boy!