I often find that the people saying “SJWs are always offended about everything” are just reading offense into innocuous comments. This is an article basically saying “here’s a weird thing in the new Big AAA Product™ ,” but these maroons are saying it’s about bodyshaming and privacy and all this other crap.

It’s a rich vein of salt and crazy to be mined for sure.

I was shocked with the Zero Suit Samus skin options, tbh.

There’s a lot to unpack in this thread.

No orbit will be high enough when they RISE UP

PHRASING!!!

Gamers need to be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Her dress has such a high slit that it's kinda pointless.

SonicFox is our king right now. He is a genuinely kind and awesome guy.

So many dislikes on that video.. Are people really that fragile they can’t click off or ignore the thumbs down button, they actually went to click it? Like, why? How does this hurt you you widdle humans?

They always told me “Yiff in hell;” I was like “OK, but I’m going to do that here on Earth too.”

Same reason people hate a lot of things...

Why do people have problems with furries? Seems harmless to me.

He was eating the eel, well wolfing down the eel, when his buddy told him a very funny joke and he laughed so hard it came out his nose. Mystery solved!

Snorting eels is the new hip way to get high among college-age Hawaiian seals. It doesn’t always work but when it does, apparently it’s a trip.

Well, trading shinies is pretty expensive unless you’re besties, and that takes ages...

Yeah, except:

No, the American marsupials are opossums, the Australian ones are just possums.

Ausie Danish Possum approves.

Shouldn’t it be called “Opikachu”?