So the only reason to buy the Spark over it's competition is, you MIGHT not die if you hit something at a weird angle. This is a good selling point because most people wouldn't want to be seen dead in that thing.

um... you swapped photos for 4th and 5th gears...

Also, the Volvo V60 you must by new...why? Because you can't buy these used (yet) and if you don't buy them new, Volvo will stop making them...and then the earth's magnetic poles will shift, and the zombie apocolypse will be upon us...and it will be all your fault because you didn't buy a new V60. (Also, if all that…

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Yep. Colors. But that one's pretty ugly so it definitely qualifies.

Is there such thing as baby shit-motif?

I'm not sure if I'd pull over had the police in Aspen tried to stop me, simply because I don't think I would have recognized it as a police vehicle had I not seen images of Aspen police vehicles beforehand. Why would you want your police cars to be so anonymous that you just colour them grey, which I'll add is a…

Michigan, get rid of that big, dopey red siren on the roof. It's like a cop car fez. I can even abide by the little sign on the hood. But that siren. Gah.

West Virginia State Troopers, hands down. Looks like an old man's landau top.

Bigger, bloatier, and less practical? Are you out of your goddamn mind? There was nothing that the second generation fit didn't do better than the first. It's only like 20 lbs heavier than the first gen and exactly the same in terms of practicality. Miles better in terms of aesthetics too.

Yeah, I bet this translates to something like:

It's like that scene from Monster's Inc, where Mike is all excited his hand/arm was on the magazine cover next to Sully.

Better than me...two wheels isn't good. I at least tried to sneak that in haha.

The last time I was in New York I rented a 500 Abarth and it was PERFECT for the city. So many times I found myself wiggling in and out of spaces that regular cars couldn't fit in. It really is an amazing car.

Sometimes when you consider all the options at the budget, new is better.

I was thinking more of the 80-year-old guy, totally exposed to the elements. I've seen him out at -20C (-4F), in the snow... not fun. He's a badass.

Manure!? I hate manure!

There's a guy around here (Pittsburgh) who rides his BMW GS 1200 all winter long. He's a hero to me. Full battle gear, heated grips and he's on that thing in the snow, sleet, rain...whatever.

Then I give you the Suzuki SX4, same size car, more power, and has AWD,6 speed Manual, you know for those cities with snow, and fun as hell to hoon in the winter.

There's something special about buying new. An X-Factor that makes it worth it sometimes, to me at least.