It’s notable that capitalists define socialism as state ownership of the means of production (scary!) when it’s actually worker ownership (less scary and perhaps appealing). Big difference.

On the other hand, why not just outlaw these filthy spiders?

Actually, MIT just completed a good study that largely disproves what you’ve said as well as the conventional wisdom on this subject. So-called STEM skills, for instance, are in abundant supply and, really, nothing special. Employers have little problem finding the tech help they need (though they complain otherwise…