what’s a “peck”??

“I have a very busy schedule! I can’t recall every instance of harassment during the course of my work week...” 

What’s the betting that you-know-who is wondering about following his hero Vladimir with a shirtless action photoshoot?

Male leaders = totally okay posing topless in official photos.

¡Hijo de Putin!

In response, Donald Trump posted this picture of him and Melinia sharing a tender moment while from their vacation in New Jersey.

His mother was religious (which was dangerous at the time) and secretly had him baptized. That’s his baptismal cross which he’s worn non-stop since the 90s.

Thought this was going to be run as a

Conqueror of fish, indeed.

I’m basically asexual, but even I’m like, “OMG, Putsy, embrace me with those cellulite-wrinkled upper arms right fucking now!”

Putin in a tiny submarine is my favorite.

Don’t forget hand-picking the President of the United States.

omg that sounds so exciting. i wonder who will win...?

putin - contemplatin’ puttin’ poison poisson on a person’s poutine:

He works out!!!!

I don’t see the leaks ending: I mean, the environment at the White House is apparently so toxic, even an investigation into them doesn’t seem likely to deter them. Further, the infighting has apparently expanded to McMasters versus Bannon, as seen by a well-orchestrated smear campaign being directed at Bannon. This is…

I doubt he can manage a layup, let alone dunk on someone.

Given that the Shite House states that every leak is “fake news” and lies, what is Gollum planning to charge them with? Conspiracy to tell mean lies to the other kids behind Donnie’s back?

Republicans distrust the federal government. Republicans also think the federal government should be allowed to hide any information it wants. Makes sense.