Isn’t the tie length indication of what a manly man he is?

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

But why? What are the benefits of snorting chocolate? If you want a no-cal, “drug-free stimulant,” drink a Diet Coke.

You say that like the chocococoons were optional. I stirred the living hell out of mine and it was always a cacophony of dust balloons.

And I hear that certain chocolates are great for riM&Mjobs. 

I heard if you insert a chocolate coated tampon into your vagina you will shortly afterwards poop Hershey’s kisses. It true. I read it on the internet. I think it was Goop.

Isn’t the whole point of chocolate that it tastes good? Why skip that part?

Or just an unlabelled video tape and leave it on the desk without ever mentioning it.

failed in communicating some of her best progressive ideas to the public.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

Uh, okay. Saying he needs to “get away from thots” then claiming he only recently became trash certainly implied that to me.

I don’t think it’s fair to blame Chyna for Rob being an abusive creep. He did the same slut shamey routine when he split from Rita Ora and that was 5 or 6 years ago.

Ugh. Had a first date try to do this once. I saw the pile of ones come out and asked if it was for that purpose. He said yes let them earn it (it wasn’t a very big pile...). I tipped the waitress and bartender for my drink generously and walked out. No fucking way am I going to be a part of that and it’s a giant…

Yeah I feel like whether it’s a big deal really depends on the store. Like if you’re at a local flea market or something I’m always understanding to the fact that if this person doesn’t have any change for the rest of the day they’d be fucked. Especially if they don’t have a convenient way to go get more change.

But…

That one feels like whining. All the others feel justified.

I watch porn occasionally. I’m not an avid porn watcher so until I started reading this site, I had no idea who this dude was and that he was so heralded in the porn industry. Maybe it’s because I’m not an avid watcher that I don’t get the appeal (not just of him) in following any porn actor/actress. Couple that with…

Chewing gum is low class? Okay

i have a serious question - if this is all indeed true, why is Beyonce hailed as a queen and the embodiment of female empowerment? i dont know much of anything about her, so this is a true question, not a trolling attempt.

Or if the mom were fat, even...

The dying poor children in the U.S. don’t give him the glorified media attention he craves and thrives off of.