Scrunchies are awesome. They’ve never stopped being my hair tie of choice. I don’t give a shit if they’re fashionable or not, they do a much better job than any other hair tie/elastic that I’ve ever tried. Not only are they secure, but they’re so much more gentle on both my hair and scalp. And, at least on my dark…

I feel with you. Its bad.
But, looking on the bright side, if we all survive this, it could help to finally change the US for the better. Trump personifies the US’s biggest problems in an almost cartoonishly extreme manner, from racism and misoginy to income inequality and dangerous nationalism and more. If you survive…

I honestly thought he’d already resigned. Interesting that he’s being permitted to “retire”.

The literal abortion pill is not available without a prescription. It is different than the morning after pill, which blocks conception. The conflation of the two is dangerous and irresponsible writing.

Strictly speaking, the girl was not his property, he was “renting” a service. At most her body was a loan? . . .

Tone is this: Happy because Trump supported lost a lot of money.

I believe the tone of the article is that “Tony” is a “John” and the “first date” was a “girlfriend experience” gone horribly, horribly awry.

This is going to serve as my excuse to complain about Poe not following orders because he knows better that everyone else. I’m so tired of that character (I don’t just mean Poe Dameron). We get it, breaking the rules is, like, so cool. Now can we please move on from this storyline? I’m as bored of this as I am of…

Ugh—the thing I hate most about texting is that people feel like they’re entitled to your time and attention wherever whenever...

That headline...

He took in a kitten I found under my porch, which I couldn’t keep bc my old cat wanted to eat it. Then he got a second cat so the kitten would have a friend. I think we’re even.

Amen! I have a short torso and these high waisted/high rise jeans end up sitting in a spot on my body where when I sit down, it causes the top of them to fold over and I have to do this really attractive dance to reposition them when I stand up.

This was my grad cap for my college graduation last weekend:

It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

Deep inside, I’m super happy for them and for our future with them in it. But since right now these people exist purely for my own entertainment, let me criticize them in a way I would consider beneath me to do to real, breathing people. Here goes.

He’s 75 years old. He has plenty of money. Why doesn’t he just retire? I guess I’m just such a lazy person with no passion for what I do.

I honestly thought most people used it. I have this kind of brush in my sink and in the shower.

I never watch videos either! Or listen to the podcasts. i genuinely njoy readong, and there is something more snackable about it. If I start a podcast, I’m making a commitment. An article, I can drop and come back to later if my boss is hovering over my shoulder.

I almost never watch — here, Cracked, Buzzfeed, etc — video articles get skipped. Is this an age thing? (IDK how old you are, but I’m 45.) Is it a “I prefer to get my video content from designated video sites” thing?

I don’t want to take back the house and senate. I want the people who ushered in the orange apocalypse to reap the whirlwind. My in-laws, for example. I would like them to lose all their entitlements and be turned down for medical care.