In my experience, we have repeating names in our lives that represent some intense experiences or crossroads. Mine are Khaled, Felipe and Ali; for a friend of mine Robert and Greg, etc.

Yes! Katherine is the best name! It’s solid and traditional, but has 50 billion nicknames/alternate spellings so you can totally make it match who you are! As a holder of said name, I use one version professionally, one socially, and one with my ride or die people. (In other words, it’s great for people who…

Did you watch the trailer yet? They use “These Boots were Made for Walking,” because of course they do.

chances are none of them are over the age of 19, and are just pissed that they don’t have that hot girlfriend they think the world promised them.

I hope the feminists are taking over. These fragile boys have shown how the smallest things can upset their whole lives. Poor babies.

That more or less illustrates my point. Likelihood is not certainty, especially coming from a site whose stats haven’t exactly been... accurate as of late.

I’ll start the flame war. I am viciously against breeding, as the owner of a purebred cat.

Here’s my take; I don’t care about the monarchy (and I’m half British, passport and all) but we’re surrounded by awful, truly shitty news. Seeing a couple (especially when one half is indelibly seared into public consciousness as a sad 12 year old, walking behind his mother’s coffin), who’ve had to overcome racism,…

There’s a German word that some people might be more familiar with: Gemütlichkeit. It seems like the same thing. Someone invites you into their home, all is cozy, you have a few laughs, no one gets outrageously drunk, there’s some sort of cake, there might be a grandmother bustling around, all sehr gemütlich.

Sorry, but as a Minnes-oh-tan, I didn’t realize these were trends. This is just how we live up in da nord here.

Anybody who routinely sleeps naked doesn’t own two cats that routinely pounce on them at night. Reeking of herring would not help matters.

I’ve been wrongfully imprisoned before...it was terrifying. I can’t inagine what it was like for her. I was an adult but because of a clerical error, literally someone just leaving a piece of paper on their desk instead of filing it, I answered a doorbell one night to find multiple cops fully kitted out asking for…

Minnesotans love Amy. Moderates like her because she’s a moderate, and Liberals like her because she’s a completely known quantity that we can depend on not to completely fuck us over. She’s also just likeable in that milquetoast sort of way that wins over people whose most famous state dish consists of rice, ground…

Preach! In full disclosure, I’m the only black woman on my state’s Democratic Party’s executive committee and when my term is up, I ain’t running again. I have to be neutral in my position, and I am DONE with that shit. I wanna be free to take off my earrings and deal with this Bernie nonsense once and for all. I want…

How did a white supremacist get a job as an equal employment officer?

I don’t get it. I thought these racist fucks were proud that they’re getting their moment in the sun. Own it, fuck muppets. You can’t be afraid of what a bunch of SJW, cucked libtards will do. Be your strong, alpha-manly self. Sack up, heroes. Or, keep deleting your internet history and pissing yourselves in fear that…

Back in the day I worked in a store where we had lockers to put our stuff in but no locks (I have no explanation for this.) ‘tennyrate, we all wanted the central, eye level lockers because they were easiest and fastest to get into, but even if you got one, other employees had a habit of just taking your stuff out of a…

These lowlife men better be very careful - I for one am looking forward to the next time some scumbag tries something.

JANET.