Looks like the simulation is crashing.

This is why I’m a Chaos/Dark Mechanicum guy. I like my evil unabashed and unhidden by masks and bullshit. Sure, I may tear a planet in two and torture every last living human on it to death in order to please a god who doesn’t give two shits about me, but I’m not trying to disguise that behind some pathetic crap about…

“May have”? Were the authors of this study literally born yesterday? Nut has been known as the personification of the Milky Way since...literally forever. Whereas some deities such as Set(h) have lost their associations over time (i.e., no one really knows what animal Set[h]‘s head is, though it’s probably a jackal),…

Beyond The Black Rainbow is literally the best film I’ve seen in the last twentyfive years. I grew up on surreal 1970s/1980s direct-to-video scifi schlock, and this film perfectly mixes that with the same mind-expanding trippyness of Altered States. I’ve forced all of my friends to watch it with me. Approximately…

I didn’t have this until I was twelve years old, when I had a severe bout of food poisoning—which left me completely unable to belch. I also have gastrpparesis, too, so let me tell you, it’s fucking MIS-ER-A-BLE. The bloating. The pain. The errling (which is what I call the constant rising of air in my esophagus). I…

I cannot fucking stand the game. Well...to be specific, I cannot stand the combat. The story is wonderful. The characters are wonderful. The visual design and music are wonderful. But the combat is unbearable.

Elden Ring is complete fucking garbage. One of the worst games I’ve ever played. It might actually be the worst. Hell, I got it for free and I still want my money back.

I despise the combat in this game. It completely ruins it for me. The controls are horrible and unresponsize, and the signs at lower levels are all but useless. I doubt this will help any, but I am curious to see if the new sign casting system makes it more tolerable.

I find that style of humor--which I call “Constant Barrage of Inane Babble”--absolutely sickening. It’s like shoving razorblades into my ear canals. Still, because I thought it looked cute, I gave the game a whirl on XBox Game Pass. I didn’t even last ten minutes. It’s unbearable.

WHY, in the year 2022, are dinosaurs still depicted as featherless giant lizards instead of fuzzy giant turkeys? Fuzzy turkeys that can kill and eat you in one bite?

Pretty solid list there—some good deep cuts. But you didn’t go this deep!

I do not have the slightest clue why anybody gives a shit that there are “pay-for-progress/convenience” items in this game’s cash shop. Because:

Is this an adaptation of the Jack McDevitt novel Moonfall? Because it looks prettymuch exactly like how that novel played out.

FINISH HIM! I mean, HER! I mean...THEM.

One part William Gibson, one part Daniel Keyes Moran, one part Akira...NICE.

It's not about time-travel, is it?

That's not an engine casing of any sort: it's the outer containment coil for a fusion tokamak! Obviously an old one, considering how big it is, and how thick the coils are—probably one of the first French models.

Yes! They'll have my new body ready for me by the time I need it!

The Thing.

Cletus the Fetus?!