I cannot fucking stand the game. Well...to be specific, I cannot stand the combat. The story is wonderful. The characters are wonderful. The visual design and music are wonderful. But the combat is unbearable.

Elden Ring is complete fucking garbage. One of the worst games I’ve ever played. It might actually be the worst. Hell, I got it for free and I still want my money back.

I despise the combat in this game. It completely ruins it for me. The controls are horrible and unresponsize, and the signs at lower levels are all but useless. I doubt this will help any, but I am curious to see if the new sign casting system makes it more tolerable.

I find that style of humor--which I call “Constant Barrage of Inane Babble”--absolutely sickening. It’s like shoving razorblades into my ear canals. Still, because I thought it looked cute, I gave the game a whirl on XBox Game Pass. I didn’t even last ten minutes. It’s unbearable.

Pretty solid list there—some good deep cuts. But you didn’t go this deep!

I do not have the slightest clue why anybody gives a shit that there are “pay-for-progress/convenience” items in this game’s cash shop. Because:

Cletus the Fetus?!

Beautiful music...but, uhhh, what's so creepy about a Monolith buried on Mars? We've already found the one on the Moon, and we sure as hell know not to mess with the ones around Jupiter, so....what's the angle here?

Hilarious! I particularly like Danaerys, Mother of Dragons.

Hell, I use both. They each have features that I really like, and each are missing features I think they need—but put 'em both together and all bases are covered! Plus, a little redundancy in note-keeping and organization never hurt anyone.