I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

I KNOW WHAT I KNOW PEOPLE.

Wasn't that mostly Dodai's wheelhouse? :(

I REALLY miss when you guys would review catalogs.

I dealt with a micropenis for the better (actually the worst) part of a decade because I really thought it wouldn't matter. This was a dude who was really in it to win it as far as finding other ways to get me off. But in the end, I couldn't do it; i wanted something different. And I'm not going to feel bad about it;…

Eh. To each his/her own. My current "dick" is 7" and quite girth, and tbh, too much for me. I can't handle more than once a night, and often more that once every two days. Along with the fact that I can barely get my mouth around it... I'd love to get to a guy that I can deep throat without suffocating or dislocating…

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

The best part was when the guy in the background was yelling at the guy who picked up the dog and he was all like "Fuck you dude, I have a dog, yohr argument is irrelevant" and walked off.

There's a reason for that...

The customer isn't always wrong. Angela, however, is so wrong she's almost right again only because it is so ridiculous. They're candles. Take the smaller ones. Go home and order them online. Candles.

On behalf of all vegans:

Rainbow Brite is a chubby-cheeked kid. I don't know who the hell this teenager is.

Now, ordinarily I get peeved by people who rush to say 'I KNEW IT' whenever a celebrity for whom they have a mild distaste fucks up on the record, but Greg Ginn is a notorious bag of shit, and this doesn't surprise me in the least. Read about Black Flag's history and you'll end up liking Henry Rollins more than Ginn.…

Nah, not at all. If you said "taking pictures with my pet spider..." I would've had a completely different opinion.

SPOILERS.

Ain't that the truth, Mara. Ain't that the truth.

Moaning Madeleine ?

They're afraid of women for sure but deeper down lies a fear of losing their privilege.

People, feminist or not, don't find every joke a person says funny. Comedy is subjective and just because people don't laugh at one kind of joke doesn't mean they never laugh every at jokes. "Feminist are humorless" is just another charge made by people who never believed in equality to begin with, similar to…