My mom's friend called one night saying that he found a cat on his construction site, and would we like it. She agreed, and he brought over what appeared to be a naked vole in a shoebox. The poor thing was the length of my pinky finger. My mom was like "ah, hell no!" but we had already named him Pete, so he was…

... I would watch that.

Ah!!! There's too many of these stories. I'm never getting to sleep again.

I don't have a cat yet, but when one finds me, I am 100 percent guaranteeing that his or her name will be Stormageddon :-)

Stormageddon to the rescue.

I CAN'T! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE KINJA GOD AND MUST PLACATE HIM WITH TOM HIDDLESTON GIFS AND A CAT VIDEO BEFORE THE LINK CAN BE FREED! HURRY NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

OK, YES, but sometimes you just want to eat pizza by yourself.

Beaten, stabbed, shot, betrayed, poisoned, bitten, sexually assaulted, drowned, died twice, ripped out of heaven, committed to an insane asylum and Dawn as a sister.

Prometheus.

Keep sex out of Times Square! Wholesome place. Always has been. Should be protected.

The point is that the world wasn't ready for sex to be advertised in the middle of New York.

I always read the Little Sisters books even though I hated how Karen explained how divorce worked during chapter two of every. single. book. WE GET IT. Your family is special.

there are lots of reasons not to like people

Wouldn't that be Taylor Swift posing like Daisy Buchanan? Because, call me crazy, but I've never seen Mia Farrow walking around, biting pearls in 1920s dress. She's acting like Daisy Buchanan there not like Mia Farrow.

While Taylor Swift's recreation isn't terrible (but a little awkward), Mia Farrow already recreated this cover for their 20th Anniversary issue:

So you have a problem with the Pope promoting helping poor people, and saying things like "inequality is the root of social evil" and "trickle down economics doesn't work." Because those are the beliefs that this particular pope is "attempting to impose on 'your' country."

Nope, not true! According to Catholic teaching, sex has two purposes: unitive and procreative. The two should not be deliberately separated, but there are of course instances in which sex may end up being non-procreative (any time conception doesn't occur) or even non-unitive (as any couple on a strict "baby-making…

You realize, of course, that the Pope isn't, you know, like some sort of puppet master. I am not sure how you take the comments of a Polish archbishop and then blame on a completely different person.

chief I am hoping your demotion leads to my promotion. I have been living in the sewer of the greys for so long I am thinking about having my therapist call the Jez staff to ask them to cut me some slack.

I understand and respect that. At this point, I also think it doesn't have a lot to do with the reality of my relationship.