I really don't think it's because we have too much free time.

Well, not nearly enough people. God, he is the worst. I saw a huuuuge bus ad with his huge stupid face on it just last week. Whyyyyyyy?!

OH GOD, MAGIC MIKE II. It'll be a solo show. For all parties involved.

I'm terrible with thinking I went to school with celebrities, but I find it only happens with black celebrities. White celebrities, I'm convinced, live in my building.
As for the blackface, I'm sure Ms Hough didn't mean anything by it, but it's like my 1 year old and my iPhone. Sometimes he presses the buttons and has…

Angela is not a computer scientist, she is a computer Mage, because the things she does with computers in like 4 hours is literally magic. The best part of that show is that bones treats her like the dumb one, when if she could do what she says she does on the show bones would be like an ant or something compared to…

Well, this

Come to my bosom, Tyson, and I will comfort you. Meanwhile, I'll send my flying monkey army to Barneys to avenge you.

Did you read the article? The firm is just saying this is general advice on public speaking that one female attorney gave. So this is not a memo in response to some kind of crisis.

Fair enough, but if the firm was responding to complaints that their female employees were dressing inappropriately, the thing to do would have been to email the ENTIRE company a reminder on the dress code (quoting the appropriate passages from the employee handbook) and/or directly address the offending employees in…

Almost as much as what smells like the entire bottle of Paco Rabanne one of my venture partners' male associates regularly wears to meetings makes me gag, I'm sure.

Hey - good one. You are obviously not worth replying to anymore if you have no clue how difficult it is for women to be in control of their own bodies, even here in the US, even in 2013.

I work at a state university and am the chair on a committee for women's issues. We host Women's History Month events every year. Last year we gave a workshop on powerful speaking by one of our theater professors who was certified in certain techniques. It was available to all participants but it was particularly…

Do they not have brains wherever you're from, dipshit?

Her home has a mud floor. I doubt condoms are her first expenditure.

And right on schedule, there is new "breaking" news about JonBenet Ramsey so we have somewhere to focus our cute blonde girl attentions.

Oh well, now that she is Roma and poor, nobody cares, right? She is not the right kind of blonde angel.

I don't think there's anything wrong with teaching people how to dress/behave professionally. We have interns (paid) at my job, and one of the big things we try to teach them is how to look and act in a professional environment. Weirdly, we seem to have more problems with the male interns being unprofessional than…

I did not call her a cunt. Please direct your unnecessary internet anger to the appropriate party. Thank you.

As a former bartender and long-time waitress, refusing bottle service to some asshole celebrity kid would be something I would LIVE for. It would be my absolute pleasure to be the one to walk up to her and break the bad news.

I really do love these two. I never get tired of them.