Part of the membership agreement for car2go is agreeing to never drive while impaired. The family doesn’t have a leg to stand on. I’m all for compassion and considering mitigating circumstances, but this lawsuit is an abuse of litigation. Personal responsibility.

i'm catholic and wildly pro-choice. i get what you're saying about the jesuits, and a part of me wants to defend the intention of the letter.. kind of. not really.

I don't have a problem with her, but I don't really get the hype either. It's a comfortable ambivalence.

going through old post, and i can't believe i didn't reply to this. i was also notorious. my shakespeare professor signed his book to me "to contentious peggysuewho." i may or may not have argued the feminist slant in every effing play dude ever wrote.

this will be the third time in my many, many years on jezebel to say "you can pry my toe ring from my cold, dead foot."

aaaand there it is.

Relevant humor: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/reaso…

Yeah, a small part of my longhorn heart wants to go full grumpy cat "GOOD" at this happening at OU, but I know better than to pretend that the same thing couldn't have happened at any number of our shitty fucking frats.

it's 1:25, and OU still sucks.

oh, but it's not hate. It's "a joke." It's "just tradition." "I HAVE LOTS OF BLACK FRIENDS."

I read it as intentional. I went to UT, and when rival schools talk shit, they call us "TU."

so well put. thank you.

i know we're joking right now, but i'm so effing amped about the doctor playset her parents bought for her. she's little enough that her knowledge of check up procedure tells me she's either spent a lot of time in hospitals as a patient or as a child of a physician. either way, i love that her parents thought to buy…

UNF.

i am overwhelmed with the strangest urge to fistbump with you. killing it with the simplicity.

no kidding. ducks! bats! bulls! cats! this comment's a beautiful zoo. also, "this man's brain is a bag of cats" is about get borrowed again. by me.

is she, or are you confusing her with stephanie meyer? mormons can't be that common in the UK.

blood? yeah, definitely blood. human blood! a-positive. with just a DASH of iron.

1- WHAT. no, I did not know that, and thank you from the bottom of my lustful heart.