i taught ccd (catholic sunday school) when i was much younger. i had a very free-form approach to catholicism even then, but it was a breeze. my students were 5 year-olds. the lesson plan was all christ's love with coloring thrown in.. well, that and one particularly amusing attempt to explain the trinity. people like…

he is so INTENSELY unpleasant to watch. i didn't like him on snl, but their interviews are just painful.

i think she's friends with the owners of my restaurant, because she's been to a few of their events and has stopped by a few times- notable bc we're far from LA. she's ridiculously adorable in person and a chill customer. the latter is how i judge most people's character, so you're probably right.

if i remember correctly, they were a championship team or some such malarkey. so, you know, justified.

i genuinely hope that this hateful, selfish excuse for a human feels shame for the rest of her life. she should never be free of remorse and guilt.

for whatever reason, i can't recommend posts on kitchenette, but to you i issue ALL the stars. those little moments of speaking the shit you're supposed to keep inside are what keep you sane long term.

re: choking

fucking hell, right?! i've shaken off some nasty shit and kept going, but i've got to assume my reaction in that situation would have been a hearty "LOL. TAKE ME THE FUCK HOME."

perfect sequel to the george clooney joke from their first globes.

this needs to added to the masthead... and possibly signed in blood.

lloyd dogget's been one of my greatest political heros since i was a wee lass.

THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE SONG.

that's awesome. it's actually been years since i spent time in the city. usually i just pass through on my way to the slow torture of family time in NRH or other 'burbs.

oh hi there.

i managed to drop into conversation the (first) time my cramps made me lose consciousness to a boyfriend who was being a butt about condoms. he shut his mouth after that.

i've actually never been to cut and shoot.

you haven't lived until you've done the cotton-eyed-joe with a cotton gin 50 feet outside the "reception hall."

i'm grateful for all y'alls (yes, that is the plural possessive) perspectives, because when i saw this photo, it didn't look at all out of the ordinary. this is what a lifetime in texas does to person. you get used to guns in portraits. i'm frankly stunned that walmart told them no.*

bless you, my child.

well, we've only known about the true size of the clitoris for about five years. women's sexual health studies aren't as comparatively well-funded. so, yeah. 2015.