what was her name, and how on god's green earth do i find her? i am dying here.

right?!!!

how does the anatomy differ between squirters and poor, deprived souls like myself? i'm jealous and somewhat obsessed.

neat! excellent vagina science. A++

ladies, teach me your ways. i've been getting my own rocks off for 20 years, and i've never reached this glorious milestone.

people, my answer will be a resounding no until the line-up is corrected. i mean, come on.

well obviously. i mean there's that whole chapter on faith hill's harlot short skirts on monday night football, and how tim mcgraw has led her down the path of damnation..

aw damn, how did you turn down that prize?

out of curiosity, are you latina? "spicy" always seems to be the condescending term of "endearment" for ladies of even vaguely latin-american origin. i get a lot of cutesy references to red-heads/ irish temper bs.

can we bump this comment to the top and put a pin in all of the "that's not what humanist means" comments for the night? they're getting old.

ever so charming, aren't they?

aw, i just gave you a shout-out up thread for being one of the great jezebel dudes. you're super.

oh that's the goddamn truth.

big love to ari and chritter. those dudes make me so happy.

for a while, i went out with a hyper right-wing former green beret who had spent 16 of his 30 years in a near exclusively male environment.

OOH YES. the ones who think you're such a "sparkplug," but then fully expect you to.. what? grow out of it? for themselves to be the exception to your sparkplug-y firecracker-y nature? dated a few of those.

i wondered where i came up with "dontchaknow" when i typed it into my comment below. not typically part of my lexicon. weird how your brain can grab and regurgitate shit like that.

i work with this man. rationally i know he is THE WORST (with regards to these conversations), but i fool myself into believing that the conversation will meet somewhere in the middle every time. every. damn. time.

it is Who you think it is, but i have no idea where it came from. whovians? brits? any clues for us?

that fan gif never loses an ounce of magnificence.