zing!

God bless your teacher. That shit is amazing. I had the benefit of being in honors/ magnet/ AP classes growing up, which meant my teachers had the freedom to teach outside of the standard curriculum, but it was still texas. As comparatively good as it was... It was still texas.

second star for "Velouria."

somewhere i still have a small pewter harp seal.

add greg abbott's gubernatorial victory to the list, and you have my reasons for skipping family thanksgiving in favor of friendsgiving for the first time in 10 years.
bonus: my friends are chefs, and i'm a bartender. we're going to take excellent care of each other.

zing!

dude, if you figure it out, let me know. i've been a commenter for YEARS, and the return to the greys has me all turned around. i can't even recommend some peoples' posts anymore.

let me ask you a question:how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
i'm for 'em!

colin farrell season is my favorite season.
(and there would be a gif here to illustrate that fact if kinja wasn't being such a hateful bastard.)

uugghh.. sadly, my family (my dad's side, with whom i spend thanksgiving) consider 10pm visits to walmart and garden ridge thanksgiving family time.

girl, when you find yourself in an amityville scenario, YOU MOVE.

back in the pre-smart phone dark ages of T9, my friends and i just gave up and adopted "chubies" in place of "bitches."

please tell me you actually named your cat stormageddon. i will send you all of the doctor who gifs at a more appropriate time.

my "vicious pit bull" snuggled up and took a nap with the guy who broke into my house two years ago. he slept on my futon for who knows how long that night. when he woke up the next morning, he stumbled into my bedroom and quickly retreated when i started yelling. he did not, however, leave the house. i followed him…

some of us are really not morning people.

thank you.

challenge accepted.
i might have to ride the entirety of the english countryside first, but i CAN get this hungry.

well now you've done it.

ALL THE FUR

you would be marvelously successful in the service industry.