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bartenders too. i get funny looks from family members in response to my "behind," "on your left/ right" and "heard"s.
(pssst, pinkham! this bartender would love to hear about the bar as an element of restaurant life more. please?)

i am too. she'd look gorgeous in anything, but this dress was a let-down.

HITLER WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE TO BE YOUR SON-IN-LAW.

best not to test it. apparently it was one of the things that drew hitler to her.

ha! i did that yesterday. godspeed.

i'd never read about the mitfords before, but i've read plenty about some of the other blue-bloods. i'm fond of reminding people who quote wallis simpson (as if she were some kind of aspirational figure) that she was an especially unpleasant nazi sympathizer and fascist hanger-on.

fo' sho'

i was just reading her wiki page. i'm not sure how much i should believe this, but there are a few sources saying that she deliberately (at least when she was young) chose to represent the nazis as a way to stand out from her sisters/ piss people off.

"If you come from a ruck of children in a large family, you've got

"unity valkyrie" you say? she'd have to develop an obsession with hitler if she had any hope of living up to the eccentricity of her name.

"the golden era of soup"
I DIE.

ut austin? that's how i ended up with mastercard.

ut austin? that's how i ended up with a mastercard.

ut austin? that's how i ended up with a mastercard.

cleaning out your ears is also on that list. i don't care what doctors say- sticking q-tips in my ears feels too good to ever stop.

no, no there is not.

so help me god, when i first read the headline i saw "your vagina is a cave of wet hot dogs."

i promise to commit every detail to memory and report back.

y'all. Y'all. Y'ALL. I'M BARTENDING A PRIVATE EVENT FOR UNCLE JOE ON FRIDAY.

goddamnit all. mo-glo, if you ever leave.. well, life will probably go on, BUT I WON'T LIKE IT.

this one came pretty close for me. i left another, but i fear it will languish in the grays for all time. someone go help a sister out.