it targets the dark pigment of the hair? what it your hair is see-through blonde? i have problems with waxing too, bc my hair is so fine that it usually tears rather than coming up by the root.
all of this adds up to "i should just shave," but FUCK i get sick of it.

that's wonderful for both of you, but men can't be tested for hpv, and many women don't know they ever had it.

zing!

or when you work in bars. oof.

tesla was the electric jesus.

i cannot thank you enough for posing this question. i love all of you.

my vote is for this sentence:

it's not a gif, but i'm happy to bring this back.

i realize the implications aren't the same, but i feel the same way about dipping deep into the texan vernacular when the situation calls for it.

i was wondering why they weren't trying for that defense. could she be charged for kissing a minor?

damnit, lindy. i love you sometimes.

is this the new format for g/b/u?

ha! as i was reading your comment, i thought to myself "yeah one of my favorite bars did too."

well, he looked like that in the movie too..

did you go to high school in austin? i swear our teacher continued working well into his 80s just for the sheer joy of terrifying adolescents.

yeah, all i can think is "urinary tract infection." maybe this would be nice for my clit, but i truly don't jewelry shoved up against my urethra.

i had the same reaction.

i felt the same way. i appreciated the (almost) lack of judgement, but there was some serious mental meandering going on here.

this is a party i should either throw or be invited to. how would that fb invite go?

i now want to make out with your hypothetical man whose clothes and bed linens smell of sandalwood and vetiver. give him here.