yeah, it's fucking with me too..

can you not see her ripping the canvas off a bathtub?

i have mermaid hair too, but mine's not curly. it is, on the other hand, the slowest growing hair on earth. it took me years to find a stylist who A) could do something interesting shape-wise without sacrificing length and B) who i could trust to cut as minimally as possible.

it's time for my annual re-read of valley of the dolls, and as such, i have come to a realization.

zing.

my doggle showers with me too. baths make her nervous, and she appears to be less traumatized when i'm in there with her.

fuck, while we're at it, don't read the comments on deadspin.

http://instantrimshot.com/

unf. a thousand times UNF.

wait, what about josh lucas?

yes. also, yes.

...which is apparently not working.

just dropping by to contribute another disgusted gif.

damn. i mean, DAMN.

yes, temporarily. and i was prepared to hate him for replacing the ever-dreamy robert goren, which is why i was so shocked to discover a babe of this magnitude. this babe-nitude.

BABE!

once before. he performed opening night in 2010.

...for the first HOME game since the boston marathon bombings on monday.

and at my gym (big, corporate 24 hour fitness), that man would not be allowed to wear that shirt or any other with offensive text or imagery.

i know better than to read anything on the frisky, because i know i'll encounter links like this.