Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

Um...wrong article, champ?

Arthur Blank is, arguably, the most successful businessman in the NFL. For that reason (and naturally because of his intelligence) he has risen to prominence among NFL owners despite his relatively short tenure. I think it’s no coincidence that he felt comfortable voicing these concerns to the media.

Hmm... pretty good. I’ll give it a 9 out of 10.

Colts fans, after years of taking Tom Brady’s nuts to the face, were well prepared for the incident, and no lives were lost.

“No, that’s OK...I’ll hand-deliver these painkillers to ‘em. Least I can do.”

The organization seems to be taking a number of significant steps to eliminate the scalper problem, primarily on the demand side.

It’s a shame that the organization eliminated the will call service but on the other hand they did institute the “Will Come” service if you just stomp on Dan Snyder’s testicles in a pair of stilettos.

My Jack Sock stiffens up after overuse as well.

I had to retire my jack sock years ago.

Every sock was my Jack Sock. That’s why they make washing machines.

I remember the day my mom found my Jack Sock. Rip buddy

They’re innocent. Rutgers doesn’t beat anyone.

Roger Goodell is so incompetent that a guy who beat his girlfriend and threw her onto a couch full of assault rifles is now liking his chances of beating Goodell in court.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

This entire review is word salad.

JJ Watt is faker than Russell Wilson selling an RG3 slogan t-shirt

His wife announced his cancer diagnosis in the beginning of August, the approval for a grand jury was in January.

No, that’s when you’ve framed Kevin Bacon.