“As those suggestions demonstrate, there are two distinct types of realism for Madden NFL. One, the game wants to simulate the rules and physics of professional American football so that couch-bound fans can feel what it’s like to play the sport. Two, the game wants to simulate the feeling of watching professional…

HURR DURR TAPING IS PERFECTLY LEGAL AND IF YOU TAPE FROM THE DESIGNATED SPOTS YOU CAN STILL SEE SIGNALS SO IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU TAPE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE HURR DURR

Can’t wait for all the butthurt New Cheatland Cheatriots fans to file in and tell you how you shouldn’t accuse them of cheating.

Not a word of any of this is true and I’m gonna believe it all anyway.

I, for one, dread seeing Scott Baio on TV, so I support the Dread Scott decision.

The answer to this question (is _ more common now or just being reported more?) is almost always the latter.

The problem is that there IS no “solution.” You can’t make “running full speed and crashing into other human beings” safe unless you’re both wearing giant foam helmets and bomb disposal suits.

And really, for as much as Goodell serves as a lightning rod for the owners, he’s supposed to take whatever bolts come their way naturally. He’s not supposed to be doing what he’s been doing: running around in a soccer field during a thunderstorm holding a metal curtain rod above his head.

Could be both. Blank might just be the guy who’s willing to fire the first shot.

Blessings be unto thee, you useless lump of adipose tissue.

If there’s any justice, Roger Goodell’s legacy as commissioner will be “I was commissioner when people started openly questioning if the sport I presided over should even be legal.”

A Reuben. Reubens can do anything.

Goodell is also looking into the possibility of suspending the judge for 8 games.

“The NFL didn’t properly inform Brady of the punishment he faced, or even what he was accused of.”

“The NFL didn’t properly inform Brady of the punishment he faced, or even what he was accused of.”

So whatever the NFL does, the WWE has to do (by the way, the NFL isn’t publicly traded and is way more entrenched as an institution in pop culture than the WWE, so it’s a bad comparison anyway)?

Fair is fair? Who said life is fair?

If it’s an album of stripped down country and rock covers, like the one of Jolene, it may be worth it.

She went Stereotypical Sassy Black Woman to give MTV some clicks the next day, but, you know, Gawker’s gotta get theirs, too.

Either way, Snuka already spoke to the first responders at the scene before this, so whether he spoke in his own defense or allowed Vince to do it, at no point did anyone believe Snuka was actually a feral jungle dweller who didn’t understand civilized human behavior nor was that the reason he managed to get off the…