I would assume hospital pharmacies have to carefully account for injectable narcotics just as pharmacies have to do with narcotic pills, no?

Every ED I’ve worked at had cameras to observe the patient, so it seems weird that no one would have noticed the doctor standing over her jacking off on the cctv feed. There’s some weird details about this story that definitely make me pause.

I am interested in knowing whether any evidence ( i.e. ejaculate) was found. I have seen patients on morphone and less potent drugs have some pretty bizarre hallucinations. I seem to be the only one here who thinks it’s even possible that he didn’t do it.

I smell major bullshit here, and this is coming from someone who doesn’t particularly care for physicians. First off, with the exception of specific cases, if you were incapacitated by morphine, something went wrong in the dosing. Putting aside that no one would jerk off on a patient’s face because hello messy…

I am an RN. I have a hard time believing morphine would incapacitate someone as described in this article. I will give the caveat that my experience is anecdotal and not evidence based, and that not everyone reacts the same way to all medication.

Any doctors here? Because I’ve had plenty of morphine shots in my life and I’ve never been fully incapacitated by any... I would think one would lose consciousness before that could happen on morphine, in which case you wouldn’t know or remember what happened.