Yeah, especially given that she was supposedly really good friends with the groom! Sheesh.

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this...is assault? yes??

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Yeah, "someone's teen kid" is actually an adult who can vote and shit. I can't believe I'm defending motherfucking Dr. Phil but it's not like he called a 13 year old a raging cunt.

19 years old and still bullying people?

People who are "honest" and "tell it like it is" are really just assholes.

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I can spell "quesadilla" properly right up until I pass out.

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But he lied to the hospital when he went in and didn't disclose that he was in contact with others who had ebola. At that point, the only cases in the US were of the doctors who were brought back under very carefully controlled conditions and circumstances. Considering that, you can't really fault the hospital for not…

Exactly. This article makes it sound like she was a frivolous moron. She contacted the CDC and they cleared it. Nurses were thrown under the bus enough during the Ebola scare, it needs to stop.

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A literal viral marketing campaign

weddings are possibly the least scientific events in the history of man.

And feelings like that are dictated by knowing nothing about disease transmission.

yeah, you can see why people might avoid the store

yeah, you can see why people might avoid the store

HAHAHAHAHA OMG I literally can't believe that people called the fucking store and asked if someone DIED OF EBOLA INSIDE THE STORE. Died. Of. Ebola. Inside. The. Store. People in this country are the stupidest.

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