My sister-in-law was told by an undertaker that black people defrost BEAUTIFULLY. Any other race can’t have an open casket after they’ve been in the deep freeze cos they go all mushy.

I read that in Peter Griffin’s voice for some reason

Same. I have to hunch in to lessen the effect of the bathing suit going up my crotch or exposing my nipples.

Yep - same in the UK...

Ugh. I had my tree up just two days before I angrily dismantled it and chucked it into my bedroom to stop one of our kittens climbing up it. Don't know what I expected really. He's so adorable though so I forgive him.

I live in Birmingham. A couple of weekends ago I ate beautiful French food at the International Food Festival in Victoria Square, went to see the American Indian portraits exhibition at the Art Gallery (free admission) http://www.bmag.org.uk/events?id=2627, then went to watch some amazing dance performances at the…

We do that too! If I try on a loose fitting, more casual blazer, I always look too Dorothy Zbornak!

My wife wants a kitten but can't bear the thought of not being at home with it ALL THE TIME while it's little. She's pushing for kitternity leave from work as we don't plan on having children and think we should still get the maternity benefits that others do. She's been unsuccessful so far.

Me and my younger sister are 18 months apart. One time when we were kids, we got into such a massive fight over an item of clothing (a belt I think) that my mum kicked us out of the house while we were still only half dressed for school. To this day, I can still remember hiding behind the car in the garage, pulling up…

My favourite hashtag mix up was created for the launch of Susan Boyle's new album #susanalbumparty