This article, even as satire, really sucks.

Keep up the award winning journalism!

100% sure Ashley votes Trump come November. Since it seems she can’t write about nothing else, it is self preservation.

What? No added comment with a jab at conservatives? You slackin’.

Why did they even close Gawker if they were just going to move it to their sports site?

They shut down Gawker and move the drivel to Deadspin. Gee what a good idea.

Pillars of the community!

Oh man Univision got screwed.

You aren’t as important as you think you are.

The only Bengals jersey I own is a Dan Wilkinson. I could never bring myself to get another one after so many years of disappointment. And that was 12 years ago.

Nothing on Clinton-For-Cash today eh?

Just like the Hulkster did to Gawker, only his was muuuuuccchhhhhh better!!

What a bitch. She can go fuck herself.

He just wanted to get out of the ring quickly and back to his Grindr app.

the whole building smells like a fart

Is it legal to grab/pull your opponent by the beard in this type of wrestling?? Genuinely curious.

Easy to win with PEDs

You should give it a try then...sooner rather than later.

Damn she has put on weight. She used to be so thin.

Way TL;DR