Sorry to break this to you, but none of that is working for you.

Those are two very handsome men.

The death of a gorilla at the Cleveland zoo after a four-year-old climbed into the enclosure prompted the resurgence of this same debate.

Gee I wonder who Jay Willis endorses? Impossible to tell after reading this non-biased article!

Gee, I can’t imagine why Gawker is bankrupt. Such great writing.

I really hate the term “quick question”.

Disclosure: Dan Snyder once sued the author for writing mean things about him.

At least he can find solace in recouping some of the money spent on the wedding.

Hey, they made UK change its logo since people were convinced its tongue looked like a penis...so this is not new.

Spent 6 months in the UK in the early 90's for work. Red Cross says I am not eligible due to vCJD (Mad Cow). Otherwise, I’d be happy to.

Gawker would publish this video, even if the girl were 8 years younger than that.

Some of these people are going to need some serious help to actually stand back up.

The cyclist swerved to avoid a tumbleweed and hit the Mustang at low speed.

When the lights are out, we all look terrific.

perfect, perfect people

What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?

C’mon brotha! What are you thinking?!

Whenever I see Kinja deals that I am actually interested in, I search for the item in a different window directly on Amazon, and never use the links provided, because I’ll be damned if I let Gawker get a commission.

Whenever I see Kinja deals that I am actually interested in, I search for the item in a different window directly on…

My you are so classy! I’ll be so happy when this dumpster fire of a web site is gone, and you are jobless.

You know who should have pleaded the fifth?