As long as that Jordan Sargent asshole is eventually jobless, its all good.

Why is there no picture to go along with this article? Sure would add some perspective!

Finally some attractive lesbians!

He should have just said “No.”

Try a Lean Cuisine once in a while Adele.

Indeed, instructions here (for iOS):

It was filled in 1880 to create more buildable land, so the shipwreck must have occurred before then.

and was purposefully done to reflect the son.

My first new car was purchased in 2006, and I am still wondering if I got screwed on the financing. My credit hovers right around the 790 range, so I knew I would be approved. I still think my monthly payments were way too high, as well as the interest rate. I had no one to bounce the numbers off of, and I wish I had…

I didn’t realize Forever 21 sold plus sized clothing Kelly?

I know this is Jezebel, where women’s rights are discussed often and are of great importance.

This reminds me of a time in college when for a couple of extra bucks I took part in a class trial by med students to study patients who take a placebo inhaler.

Can you write a single article without profanity? Is that your shtick?

So if you’re a drunken Trump voter...

“I think this is an example of the most private matter.”

She can look forward to leaving the USA now, and playing overseas. The max veteran contract in 2015 in the WNBA is $109,500.

Ellie: I’d just come from a date and...

I guess it doesn’t take much to call yourself a “master” of things nowadays.

So she’s fat. Who cares?

Perhaps the douche bag Jordan Sargent can eat this for the first time.