Are you able to write a single article without rampant cussing and sounding like a tween? Is that the new “in” thing now?

“Well, I can make something. I can do comedy.”

Running can be a vital cog in a healthy lifestyle, but as a weight loss strategy it’s bad.

Running can be a vital cog in a healthy lifestyle, but as a weight loss strategy it’s bad.

So in other words, don’t have children.

Neither. The Carling Cup (oops, sorry, the Capital One Cup) is where the real action is!

Genuinely curious, you then believe that an abortion, at 9 months, let’s say a day shy of birth, is ok? Since it is not breathing on its own?

I really don’t have much of an opinion on her music...not really my taste, but don’t mind it.

I’m looking into ditching my 8GB iPhone 5C, which has such little memory, I can hardly do a damn thing with it. I got it as a free emergency replacement when my kid shattered my 4S.