Looks like Doug Demuro will have to find another upscale car dealership. 

“he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake and called his son his accountability partner.”

This is so deeply disturbing but of course we’ll get nothing but crickets from the “moral majority” crowd b/c it’s their guy and they would have no values if it weren’t for hypocrisy. 

Never really noticed how weirdly DeShitheel walks ... but once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

Women aren’t asked about height with as much weight, but they are asked about hair, hair color, Botox, fillers, weight, plastic surgery, bust size, age and all sorts of invasive things on a regular basis.

Indeed, the problem with Jeopardy would be solved by making the game not Jeopardy.

1st Gear: I support Tesla on this, but I don’t think this goes far enough.

Awww, ain’t that cute.

read a little about the owner of vinfast, and you won't be feeling as much sympathy.

I use nitrile-dipped gloves a lot. They’re a good balance between protection from oil and stuff and still being able to feel and manipulate small parts. They’re more durable than just plain rubber gloves, but also fairly cheap, so I buy them in packs of 10 or so and toss them when they get too dirty or worn.

The list of cars I would buy before spending $78k on this is very, very long. 

I love this - but I feel like 5 dollars is a bit steep - even for Piss Jugman

“A suspicious plane is in my driveway, does anyone know who this is?”

I did a little exploring of the site. Someone has lost their mind over there. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

Just a thought, but this really should have been titled “Look How They Massacred My Toy”. 

Best thing I have read in Jalopnik in years. Thanks. Soon it will be available in camouflage, I bet.

Are...are you ok? Do you need help

I am more interested in that Kawasaki bike he had in the first movie. 

“...it will just make shit up without telling you.”

No Canyonero? I assume it’s because The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.