FYI - the title is “serious deals on [new] electric vehicles”. It is not “serious deals on driving what you already own”

I am. In Florida v Riley in 1989 the Supreme Court said:

First, you don’t want cops shooting people, and now you don’t want them running them over, too? If you keep boxing them in like this, they’ll have nothing left but to actually do their jobs!

Kudos. You understood the market and priced it accordingly. Who here would have done differently?  Glad you had a chance to tell your side of the story.

Y’all, 34k is a good price for this car. Stage 1 tune and a Oettinger wing doesn’t wreck value on these and the platform is a gem. MK8's still going for close to 55-60 new. Car looks in good shape. It’s not a class of car that depreciates much and even inflated during the pandemic.

You can thank the mk8's steaming pile of an interior for these not depreciating.

This.

But what would make you reconsider Tesla? What would Tesla have to do to win you over?

I think it has a lot to do with the fact that Americans are, generally, extremely overworked and underpaid. People are justifiably angry and frustrated about that. And instead of directing that anger and frustration at corporations and political leaders from both parties, we are directing that at each other because…

Leave the road on top and put the park in a tunnel, dummy!

I remember that showstopper means the best thing, not the worst thing. 

Build it and they will come

I’m sure every one of them plans to flip it for a profit too....

i dunno about any of you but i have been losing money for about a year in the market so i would pay down even a 2% interest debt. except now is a good time to buy stock. fuck i dunno what i’m doing. but i do know that sitting in a new car makes me feel better about the world turning to shit.

Well you know they say a noble spirit embiggens even the smallest grille.

Has Bond not always been a fuckboy though?

As evidence of this, the owner included in-car footage of himself at Virginia International Raceway turning in a 2 minute, 17 seconds lap. For context, Car and Driver lapped a McLaren Senna around VIR in 2019 in 2 minutes 34.9 seconds.

Hey Jalopnik! More articles like this.

A Stinger with the 3.3L Twin-turbo V6 and a 6-speed stick would have been awesome.