I’ve heard of this “Tim” story before... because I AM TIM!!! MWUAHAHAHA

You don’t see that shit in Texas

My family and I moved from Irvine, California to Hopkinton, Massachusetts in 2001. I was 9 years old and had two older siblings (sister 12 and brother 14). We moved into a very old (100+ years) colonial style home which used oil (rather than electricity) and wood-burning stoves to heat the house. It was so old that…