Fuck you John. I work on mental health policy for a living, and child pornography isn’t a mental illness - it’s a crime. Sexual assault isn’t a product of emotional fragility - it’s a crime. I don’t care what shit you were going through. You don’t get to use mental illness as an excuse for this, any more than Kevin…

Actually, That Thing You Do is a frickin’ great song. To carry the movie, it needs to sound like it would have been a gigantic hit in the early 60's, and it does. Brilliant songwriting by Adam Schlesinger.

If you mean to suggest that there are also films devoted entirely to single good songs, then I agree.

Christ, I could do without THAT fucking song too.

“How dare he peacefully protest and raise money for kids and be a symbol to others!? Not in my whi- I mean, traditional moral values America!” -that lady

I love how she finally breaks down at the Colin Kaepernick line, like the guy’s a terrorist or something lol. Jesus C-hrist I hate white people sometime; they’re SO good at playing the false victim card. (White people here)

Correct. It is operated by his “Social Media Guy” as he describes it.

Guys, you know thats not william shatner right?

notch’s twitter is even funnier because you can flip back through and start to see him realize that having a billion dollars doesnt matter when nobody wants to spend any time with you

Tattoo is written in reverse so she can read it in the mirror. It says “Never a failure, always a lesson”

This is the first time a hot take trolling has made me laugh. Just out of left field. And for the record, random scribbles on the body doesn’t make a person trash. Body shaming makes you trash. But to each their own.

I would be more than happy to be Rihanna’s trash man, if you know what I mean.

I’m guessing it’s not a random scribble and is actually words. But sure, be wrong.

I’m sorry, does Snapchat smoke blunts topless on a yacht like a boss? ‘Cause that’s how Ri-Ri do.

If you made value decisions on people based on whether or not they have a tattoo, you are sentient diarrhea. Just saying

Yeah, this is one of the few marketing campaigns I can think of that makes me actively dislike a movie.

Ready Player One is the Big Bang Theory of films.

You’d think the book would be a big enough warning to stay away from it. I mean this is the movie version of the book that is just a series of pop-culture references. Marketing’s only hope is that you’ll feel nostalgic enough to drop money on this just so you could get the references. They should include a card on…

“I recognize these references!” ~ people

Is this film actually trying to discourage me from watching it?