He should take a literal shit on the useless, outdated, nonsense second amendment.

Soul Man:

holy shit, the longest entry is Beauty and the Beast. Imagine being the type of psycho who debates whether your kid can watch BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

but they do have Chinatown!

nope

Spiderman: "Hero chooses abstinence. "
Yea, I'm sure that was supernerd Peter Parker's choice…

Oh my god, we do a loooooong thread on best explanations from that list.

shoot, the explosion was probably Dennis' meth lab.

"We saw the British coming. The Indians did not"

Or Sonia saraiya

I doubt it, but that Hillary cameo: BARF

Not to be all Well Actually, but he's also a enormously colossal asshole

This guy doesn't even have a social security card for Roy!

And that's the waaaaaaay the news goes!

Apropros to this, I watched a few minutes of Giorgio's "DJ set" at Pitchfork Fest, it was really, really lame.
Edit: good producer though

And it was awesome

I would pay for people not to reference the Simpsons when Grimes comes up

We're far better than the god damn FIBs

I have chunks of guys like this in my stool

The woman yes. The child, No!