The line “people think Madness invented ska, which is... crazy” is subtle brilliance.

Hopefully your work-related designs are more structurally sound than the attempted joke.

“There’s TWO Dakotas?”

I just picked up an NBA 2K game for the first time in years a few days ago. His shot two weeks ago looks like every shot with my completely-messed-up timing from my first game or two. Now it looks like the shots with my still-mostly-messed-up timing after a dozen games.

Irsay really believes he’s the one to turn this pogrom around.

The gentleman who comes into frame towards the end of the headline GIF is definitely gazing off in the appropriate direction.

I think you’re confusing this with a different movie. This is a biopic of the family dog on “King of the Hill”.

Hmmm... if only there was some way she could have instilled her own shitty belief system in him during the entirety of his life up to this point. Well, I’m stumped. I guess complaining about it now was the only way.

I mean, he’s already a Stark/Targaryen mix, so he’s kind of both already?

The joke’s on them, it’s not like he needs the mon... Well played, Ice Cube. I guess this qualifies as another good day for you.

This is all well and good, but have we determined whether the Mercedes DLC is considered Mario Kart canon yet?

Small correction: The game came out in 2004, not 2006. (I worked at a game store when it came out, and I definitely did not still work at a game store in 2006.)

I never trust anything Rodmanon has to say.

Any truth to the rumor that the Nets may have also packaged their next tradable first rounder, for the 2077 draft?

I’ve been hoping for years that Sicnarf Loopstok is who ends up on the Iron Throne of Westeros.

Not pictured: Colin Cowherd’s rage orgasm.

like the T-1000 survived the events of the movie, and then realistically aged at 2/3 speed.

I think the league waited for the doctor’s report. Once they got the “still a bunch of wet newspaper” from the CT scan reading, they knew the hit hadn’t done anything new, and could forego the hearing.

There isn’t supposed to be a “degree of difficulty” factor in something like golf. Just because you’re playing well, doesn’t mean your performance should be more closely scrutinized when it comes to the rules. Say, if one of these years the Cubs make a crazy run towards the regular season wins record, once they hit…

Except these people are competing head to head against each other. This isn’t two tournaments with separate player pools, and one gets more attention. They’re all playing the same course, the same day, but the coverage is different. Two separate games getting different attention doesn’t change the nature of the…