The Red/Blue thing used to be completely arbitrary and switched every year (because Red = commie and no party would want to be associated with that colour every single time). Somehow the Blue = Democrat, Red = Republican got stuck at some point.

All Americans will soon identify more with the Greeks if Obama has his way.

Also, can you imagine just stumbling upon one of the later, nastier colossi while you're just wandering around, and all you've encountered so far are the first two slowpokes? You would never want to play that game again.

I feel that those challenging parts of SotC actually contribute to the fun. Just like when you are fighting the very first colossus and can't figure out how to climb up his leg because you are confused with the buttons.
And then you pull it off, and the way the music rewards you as you climb up for the first time… it…

The fight with Basaran with all the dust flying around made me feel like I was in World War One or something. Not the most fun colossus to fight once you know the trick, but in the meantime it was certainly the most intense.

Yeah I didn't find anything majestic about that fucking sandworm that chases you around. Bastard more than makes up for all the little puppies I killed.

What about the rest of his body though?

With a whole 90 minutes to add they could have just made a sequel instead.
Unbroken II: Unbroken-er

Counterpoint: fundies don't know what's in he Bible.

We all know Unbroken ends after 137 minutes. What this film presupposes is… maybe it doesn't!

This is awfully suspicious. First Ben Gazzara dies, and then…

Prince Adam was He-Man with a different paint job and a vest.
Beast-Man and Stratos were the same except for the head.
Same thing for Clawful and the bumblebee guy.
Also most scenes in that cartoon were recycled from other episodes.

A Thundercats movie would become a hit… for furries.
Just let it go, man.

No, yellow is a combination of red and green.
When your brain sees a bunch of red and green lightwaves together, it interprets it as yellow.

Kobra Khan? Clawful?

Don't worry, everyone. Haven't you seen Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Even if something should happen to Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf is ready to replace him.

Very lucky, considering the other option was "Leonard Nimoy, Robin Williams and Harrison Ford arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven. St.Peter asks them" etc. etc.

Revenge of the Watermelon!

Compared to George W. Bush, William Shakespeare is Bob Saget.

How ironic.