God, please, not an Aveo. I drove one as a loaner for a couple of days while the minivan was in the shop, and I have never been so glad to get behind the wheel of a minivan as I was the day I handed the Aveo back.

Agreed on the Fanatec stuff — no way I want it that bad.

The smell of your neighbor's grill isn't going to take the place of real-life food, either.

Normally bicycle activism annoys me, but anybody who'll take that many dives off a bike gets my ear, at least.

"All-Nighter" wins it for me.

Huh. I'll definitely be buying FM4 sometime, but the only thing there that makes me even remotely interested in a pre-order is the STI.

I always wanted a Mach 5!

Exaggerate much?

It's gotta have flamethrowers on it!

Dammit, why can't I link the image?

C'mon — the '2002 turbo' was even backwards so the poor saps you were about to pass could read it clearly!

For your analogy to hold, she would have to be attending an event called "Rape Days" and have signed a waiver saying she expected to have sex with all comers.

Not sure I'd call it "cool," but surprising when I first heard of it — the M3 submachine gun.

Is this the People's Republic Curse in action?

I have fond memories of my '76 gasoline-powered Dasher, but HELL no! Not at that price!

Mitsubishi Starion / Dodge Conquest?

@mytdawg: I thought for sure that would belong to the obscure Dick Tracy villain named Asshat.

Wot? Not Sir Jackie Stewart?

I sure am going to miss all those drivers who realize they're in the wrong lane and swoop across three lanes of traffic to their exit.

That sound is the sound my alarm clock should make.