guys should evolve so they shit from the penis as well. that way they could just squeeze it out like toothpaste. easier to poop standing.

its ridiculous what lengths have to be gone through to be left alone.

the dude who lived across the hall from my in college refused to believe women had bowel movements. i think now he is probably denying climate change professionally or something.

that always creeps me out, i can hear my coworkers talking on their cellphones while they drop a deuce. i can only imagine how awkward it must be to on the otherside of that call. unless they also pooping and this is some sort of weird wonder twin thing.

i think she has never been liked by her teammates going all the way back to the 2007 world cup. she was suspended for her comments back then too. when she was one of the two or three best goalies in the women’s game her teammates and coaches tolerated it but she had a pretty bad tournament (that colombia game, eek)…

i think he should avoid england until he is mid-20's. young players don’t tend to develop well in england. very few in the last decade have developed and stayed at a high level. plus when you go to england you get such high wages that they can’t offload you to any team after you hardly ever play.

i agree she shouldn’t have been benched in 2007 but she could have also worded it so she didn’t throw scurry under the bus.

tsk tsk.

he just got dominated in the repechage match by a dude from uzbekistan. he is eliminated. no medals.

in the olympics you have the weight of your entire country’s expectations on you so i can’t imagine how that feels.

i think its because of the fleshlight and similar products. the device is tight so you don’t need to squeeze as hard for the same sensation.

the state of vocational training these days is pretty poor. they used to have vocational courses in high schools here (masonry, auto repair, metal shop, electrical) but high schools are 100% college prep now and there is no vocational track in schools.

terry jones of monty python did an excellent series on this. will have to give yours a listen when i get home.

it took me a minute to realize that dude was wearing a shirt. i thought seth was just holding onto a dude with a really hairy back.

coach bob green of montana tech has some of the most bizarre analogies i have ever heard. he probably would have been an espn favorite had he been at a bigger school.

love, pray, eat? a journey from loving relationship to the depths of cannibalism?

when i was a kid my family would go camping during the summers across the country. one year in yellowstone we drove into idaho and crossed a bridge, we thought it had started to rain because droplets started hitting the windsheild hard, but when we turned on the windshield wipers it was like they were smearing layers…

argh! the cuteness! it burns!

oh no.

cavani hasn’t looked all that great ever since he left napoli when he played under walter mazzarri. that time under mazzarri is what really made his name. i am not sure if it is scheme or confidence or what but he just misses so many opportunities.